Web.com Tour - Portland Open

[TEA Time]

Probably not going back today. My son developed some chest congestion and I don't want him coughing all over the place.

It was cool having smaller galleries. I pretty much had a front row seat wherever I wanted. I wasn't really as impressed as I thought I would be. I did see some great shots, but for the most part I was underwhelmed. I'd definitely go to another Nationwi... I mean web dot com event in the future.

 

[eclark53520]

shotgun a sixer and go streaking?

 

[TEA Time]

At $4.50 for a coors light, no. I just shot smack and drooled on the putting green.

 

[TEA Time]

Not sure if you can read this, it's a bronze plaque on a big stone monument next to the 10th tee. It says something about Tiger winning the Am. Unfortunately it's under two pine trees and over time they have dropped sap all over it.

 

[eclark53520]

Proper planning would have prevented piss poor performance in that case.

 

[TEA Time]

One more from the tournament...

I present to you:

Wiener and nuts.

 

[eclark53520]

Shouldn't this be in members only?

I mean...bare weiner and all?

 

[azgreg]

Not bare, it has a sticker.

 

[MCDavis]

Mods ruling: it's allowed.

 

[eclark53520]

Mods ruling: it's allowed.

Wiener lover.

 

[MCDavis]

Wiener lover.

Oh you wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner. That is what you'd like me to be. Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner. You wouldn't feel so bad bout eating me.

 

[eclark53520]

I bet yours is like an Oscar Meyer....cold, oddly moist, and leaves you feeling underwhelmed.

 

[MCDavis]

I bet yours is like an Oscar Meyer....cold, oddly moist, and leaves you feeling underwhelmed.

Only if you're around.