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If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting
down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever,
first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates?but this takes the cake. This just tells
you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight
Show" with Jay Leno.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the
prize!
She said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold... and the guy
had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,
Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all,
and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively
uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were
driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize
that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and
slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better
stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of
his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her pants down and started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on
the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real
gentlemanand refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the
relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand
new
problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,
she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a
reply that indeed, she as "freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical
as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
icy
metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down."
And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being
pissed off."
down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever,
first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates?but this takes the cake. This just tells
you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight
Show" with Jay Leno.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the
prize!
She said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold... and the guy
had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,
Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all,
and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively
uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were
driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize
that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and
slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better
stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of
his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her pants down and started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on
the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real
gentlemanand refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the
relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand
new
problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,
she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a
reply that indeed, she as "freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical
as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
icy
metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down."
And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being
pissed off."
