I don't know if this qualifies as funny but.....
My friend and I were playing at The Phoenician down in Arizona. We just so happened to be in the group directly behind ex vice president Al Gore.
Now keep in mind there are Secret Service agents, cops, all other law types all over the place.
As the original poster had mentioned, my friends and I like to spark up the greenery while playing. We were staying pretty far behind them for the most part, not really thinking much of the situation.
We then get to hole #13 or so....there are 3 nines at that resort, I can't remember which one this was but if you've played there, this hole is a drivable par 3, but you can't see the green on your tee shot. This hole is followed by a par 3 over some water.
Back to the story....
We had just got done smoking a bowl by the tee after we had hit our shots. So we drive up, park our carts by the green, and proceed to head on to our putts.
While i'm lining up my putt, I notice a Sheriff with a dog (HOLY CRAP) of some type. Not sure if it's a bomb dog, or a drug dog, but as you could imagine we were VERY scared to say the least.
So the sheriff and this dog are walking DIRECTLY towards our cart, which is holding my golf bag, which is holding my illegal narcotics.
Well I guess the suspense was too much for my buddy, because he decided to start running towards the cart path and I guess to the clubhouse. (although at this point we are pretty far from it)
So the sheriff sends the dog after him!!!! He now has the bite marks to show for it. He explained to the sheriff that he was overcome with the sudden urge to use the bathroom and couldn't hold it any longer. LOL. I vowed not to touch that stuff anymore after that happened.
P.S. I realize this might sound a bit far fetched, as i've had my doubters before, but it's true. I guess now that I look back on it, it's pretty damn funny
My friend and I were playing at The Phoenician down in Arizona. We just so happened to be in the group directly behind ex vice president Al Gore.
Now keep in mind there are Secret Service agents, cops, all other law types all over the place.
As the original poster had mentioned, my friends and I like to spark up the greenery while playing. We were staying pretty far behind them for the most part, not really thinking much of the situation.
We then get to hole #13 or so....there are 3 nines at that resort, I can't remember which one this was but if you've played there, this hole is a drivable par 3, but you can't see the green on your tee shot. This hole is followed by a par 3 over some water.
Back to the story....
We had just got done smoking a bowl by the tee after we had hit our shots. So we drive up, park our carts by the green, and proceed to head on to our putts.
While i'm lining up my putt, I notice a Sheriff with a dog (HOLY CRAP) of some type. Not sure if it's a bomb dog, or a drug dog, but as you could imagine we were VERY scared to say the least.
So the sheriff and this dog are walking DIRECTLY towards our cart, which is holding my golf bag, which is holding my illegal narcotics.
Well I guess the suspense was too much for my buddy, because he decided to start running towards the cart path and I guess to the clubhouse. (although at this point we are pretty far from it)
So the sheriff sends the dog after him!!!! He now has the bite marks to show for it. He explained to the sheriff that he was overcome with the sudden urge to use the bathroom and couldn't hold it any longer. LOL. I vowed not to touch that stuff anymore after that happened.
P.S. I realize this might sound a bit far fetched, as i've had my doubters before, but it's true. I guess now that I look back on it, it's pretty damn funny