I thank you all!

[eclark53520]

I'll be driving 90% of the greens.

I dont know about the rest of you, but i know i am impressed...

Who else is impressed?

 

[EHokie]

I dont know about the rest of you, but i know i am impressed...

Who else is impressed?

I bet SUX is, no doubt.

 

[Adam Pettman]

I'm so impressed I actually died. This post contains as much fact as the bilge about driving 90% of the greens

 

[Wi-Golfer]

I dont know about the rest of you, but i know i am impressed...

Who else is impressed?

I'm impressed but then that's not saying much since I impress easily.

 

[eclark53520]

I bet SUX is, no doubt.

Yeah, you two have taken quite the liking to each other i see.

 

[EHokie]

Yeah, you two have taken quite the liking to each other i see.

"Liking" is a bit strong, I'd say.

 

[JEFF4i]

The correct response would've been to stop bitching, not to draw more attention to how pitiful you are.

Here's a general rule for your life that should work well in most scenarios.

Figure out what your gut instinct is in reference to any situation- we'll call this the "EHoke Factor."

What you should actually do is the exact opposite of whatever the "Ehoke Factor" is. This could be called " - (negative) Ehoke Factor", or if an abbreviated form is desired, the "just shut up."

That should make life for you, and us, a lot easier.

Y'know...if you two didn't know eachother well....

Don't sweat it hoke, I don't care, not that my opinion means much.

 

[ClairefromClare]

I'm so impressed I actually died. This post contains as much fact as the bilge about driving 90% of the greens

Oh, I do that on my local course all the time. Of course, it's a 1,000 yard par 3.

 

[LeftyHoges]

I'll be driving 90% of the greens.

Not If you can't get that driver under control, you wont! :emot-ange

 

[nututhugame]

Its not what we said, its the way we said it. Put down the lipstick and step away from the hand bag, on the upside you get to play from the ladies tee's from now on.

meanwhile Claire will be teeing off in his place from the real tees.

 

[JEFF4i]

Oh, I do that on my local course all the time. Of course, it's a 1,000 yard par 3.

Jeez, you'd spank me out there! And we wouldn't even be playing golf!

 

[EHokie]

Not If you can't get that driver under control, you wont! :emot-ange

:bang: :bang: :bang: