Played in our league yesterday. Four gross score among 6 players frpm 6 different Clubs. Not a good ball striking day, but I fought valiantly (at least I thought so) and had managed to hold on to an acceptable score by the skin of my teeth. The last hole is a long par five, OoB along the left side, water on the right and very much up and down. Tee shot is through a shute with trees on both sides.
I let loose a hard drive but hit it towards the toe, ball catches a tree next to the forward tees and falls straight down. Ball is next to the tree but luckily it lies on top of a mole heap. Nice, free drop, I can get away from the tree. Find a place and drops the ball. To my surprise it goes deep down with dried out leaves flying around. Remove all the leaves to get a gander on the ball, to my dismay I find that lies at rest next to a cut off tree stump. WTF? Ok, take an unplayable, find a new spot and drop it again. This time it says "schwoop" when it hits the ground, some sort of wet sand so the ball is plugged, halfway buried.
Out comes the PW and all I can do is dislodge the ball 15 feet. Find it and decide to just move it forward towards the semi-rough, unfortunately the ball is covered in so much mudd that it spins out of control to the left and OoB. New penalty shot and drop a new ball. This time I get it to the semi-rough. Find it and pich up a 3I, hits a real nice shot, but I hadn't really thought it through, the ball catches the front of a fairway bunker, the front is shaped like a velodrome so the ball takes a huge bounce to the left and OoB. In the end I had to put a 12 on the score card. My playing partners were chuckling all the way to the green, I prefer to interpret it as a "sympathy snicker" in reality it was probably "now we got the bastards".
I must have really pissed off someone upstairs.
I let loose a hard drive but hit it towards the toe, ball catches a tree next to the forward tees and falls straight down. Ball is next to the tree but luckily it lies on top of a mole heap. Nice, free drop, I can get away from the tree. Find a place and drops the ball. To my surprise it goes deep down with dried out leaves flying around. Remove all the leaves to get a gander on the ball, to my dismay I find that lies at rest next to a cut off tree stump. WTF? Ok, take an unplayable, find a new spot and drop it again. This time it says "schwoop" when it hits the ground, some sort of wet sand so the ball is plugged, halfway buried.
Out comes the PW and all I can do is dislodge the ball 15 feet. Find it and decide to just move it forward towards the semi-rough, unfortunately the ball is covered in so much mudd that it spins out of control to the left and OoB. New penalty shot and drop a new ball. This time I get it to the semi-rough. Find it and pich up a 3I, hits a real nice shot, but I hadn't really thought it through, the ball catches the front of a fairway bunker, the front is shaped like a velodrome so the ball takes a huge bounce to the left and OoB. In the end I had to put a 12 on the score card. My playing partners were chuckling all the way to the green, I prefer to interpret it as a "sympathy snicker" in reality it was probably "now we got the bastards".
I must have really pissed off someone upstairs.