"Some Things Are Sacred"
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband
says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant
nothing. I hope you can forgive me." His wife was hurt but said,
"Dearest, those days are
long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I
forgive you."
They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting
his back swing when the wife blurted out, "I'm sorry
darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you
told me, but since we're being honest with each other,
I have something to tell you also. Fifty-two years ago
I had a sex change operation; I was a man before I
met you. I hope you can forgive me."
The husband froze at the top of his back swing, then
threw a fit! He slammed the driver into the ground,
kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee,
pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke the rest
of his clubs one by one, then started on hers.
He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You
despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you
with all my heart and soul...and all these years
you've been playing off the ladies tees?!"
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband
says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant
nothing. I hope you can forgive me." His wife was hurt but said,
"Dearest, those days are
long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I
forgive you."
They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting
his back swing when the wife blurted out, "I'm sorry
darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you
told me, but since we're being honest with each other,
I have something to tell you also. Fifty-two years ago
I had a sex change operation; I was a man before I
met you. I hope you can forgive me."
The husband froze at the top of his back swing, then
threw a fit! He slammed the driver into the ground,
kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee,
pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke the rest
of his clubs one by one, then started on hers.
He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You
despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you
with all my heart and soul...and all these years
you've been playing off the ladies tees?!"
