The first stage of Alzheimer's

[Smallville]

I wrote:
"Thursday March 12
2:30 PM"
on a post-it note on Monday. I remember writing it. I have no idea why.

 

[floggerrushmd]

that is like this string I have wrapped around my thumb, I can't remember why it is there, but I am not taking it off until I do.

 

[MCDavis]

Prostate exam?

 

[eclark53520]

At least you got the right day of the week and date....

I usually write a number down, think, i better write a name or an explination for that number adn then i think to myself, i will know it when i see it....yeah...never remember..

 

[ClairefromClare]

I know the thread title is a joke, Smallie, but Alzheimer's is a spectrum, and you have to fail in at least two areas for it to count. Short term memory loss alone isn't enough.

However, if you find a hairbrush or some cash or something like that in your freezer, I'd worry.

Maybe the note was to remind you to clean out your freezer?

 

[eclark53520]

I know the thread title is a joke, Smallie, but Alzheimer's is a spectrum, and you have to fail in at least two areas for it to count. Short term memory loss alone isn't enough.

However, if you find a hairbrush or some cash or something like that in your freezer, I'd worry.

Maybe the note was to remind you to clean out your freezer?

At the end of 'hairbrush' i thought this was going to be an epic thread....however, i was wrong. SOOOO very wrong.....

 

[TheTrueReview]

I wrote:
"Thursday March 12
2:30 PM"
on a post-it note on Monday. I remember writing it. I have no idea why.

Maybe you're an unwitting prophet & that's the time of armageddon?

... or maybe it's just the time the next tornado in Kansas is due? (sort of like a bus timetable) :laugh:

 

[ClairefromClare]

At the end of 'hairbrush' i thought this was going to be an epic thread....however, i was wrong. SOOOO very wrong.....

Air-wick, you forget who wrote the post. I'm a tease, remember?

Besides, I honestly haven't the foggiest idea where you thought I was going with that.

 

[slickpitt]

The worst, most tasteless joke I know:

Q: What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's?

A: You get to meet so many new people!


I know I know... that's bad.

 

[ualtim]

I wrote:
"Thursday March 12
2:30 PM"
on a post-it note on Monday. I remember writing it. I have no idea why.

Is that when the cheese slides all the way off the cracker? :laugh:

 

[Smallville]

I know the thread title is a joke, Smallie, but Alzheimer's is a spectrum, and you have to fail in at least two areas for it to count. Short term memory loss alone isn't enough.

Hence, "First Stage." Second stage is finding the hairbrush.

Maybe you're an unwitting prophet & that's the time of armageddon?

... or maybe it's just the time the next tornado in Kansas is due? (sort of like a bus timetable) [/color] :laugh:

Too funny True!

I did figure it out shortly after I posted this. I gotta remember to record the Manchester City UEFA Cup game tomorrow afternoon!

 

[xamilo]

Maybe your appointment to the Neurologist?

 

[LeftyHoges]

I did figure it out shortly after I posted this. I gotta remember to record the Manchester City UEFA Cup game tomorrow afternoon!

Citeh, Smallville?
You poor, poor bugger!

 

[ClairefromClare]

Citeh, Smallville?
You poor, poor bugger!

That may be his wife's home town. I know she's a Brit.

 

[LeftyHoges]

That may be his wife's home town. I know she's a Brit.

If that be the case then my congratulations on not being a spewnited fan!