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CANADIAN TEMPATURE CONVERSION CHART

Discussion in 'No Golf For You!' started by Golfbum, Mar 11, 2005.

  1. Golfbum THAT'S SOLID

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    Ok in case some of you guys from "Down South" wonder about our Canadian tempatures here is an easy to follow conversion chart for you to use. Please copy and print this for future reference :D

    :canadafla

    Temperature Conversion Chart

    50°F (10°C)- New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.

    40°F (4°C)- Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.

    35°F (2°C)- Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
    down.

    32°F (0°C)- Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

    20°F (-7°C)- Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw
    on a T-shirt.

    15°F (-9°C)- Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
    swimming.

    0°F (-18°C)- New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have
    the last cookout before it gets cold.

    -10°F (-23°C)- People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.

    -20°F (-29°C)- Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a
    lightweight jacket.

    -40°F (-40°C)- Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.

    -60°F (-51°C)- Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin
    selling cookies door to door.

    -80°F (-62°C)- Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy
    Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

    -100°F (-73°C)- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
    their earflaps.

    -173°F (-114°C)- Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when
    they can't thaw their kegs.

    -297°F (-183°C)- Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian
    cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

    -460°F (-273°C)- ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold
    'nuff for ya?"



    -500°F (-296°C)- Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the
    Stanley Cup.

    Golfbum, Mar 11, 2005
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  2. MAHALLEDAY Mikey Dangerous

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    Yeah Leafs suck. :p
    MAHALLEDAY, Mar 11, 2005
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  3. Silver I don't have a handicap.

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    Eff that, man. 4* is where I decide that it's cold enough. Colder than that and I won't golf. Colder than that and I have to scrape my windshield (what a huge pain in the ass).

    That's why I live where I live. Love it here. It's going to be 14* today and our tee time is at 1:13. Good stuff!
    Silver, Mar 11, 2005
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  4. Loop New Member

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    lol, funny :)
    Loop, Mar 12, 2005
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