Dustin Johnson Quitting Golf.

[TEA Time]

At least, for a while...

Dustin Johnson is taking an indefinite leave from professional golf for 'personal challenges' | Devil Ball Golf - Yahoo Sports

Wonder if this has anything to do with The Great One's daughter...

 

[Rockford35]

Nose sugar.

Book it.

R35

 

[azgreg]

Is it because he can't put 4 rounds together anymore?

 

[MCDavis]

Nose sugar.

Book it.

R35

I'm voting with THE ROCK!!

 

[TheTrueReview]

Nose sugar.

Book it.

R35

... and his party girl fiancé would be such a stabilising influence.

 

[SiberianDVM]

I hate to agree with Rockford about anything, but he's spot on with this one.

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

My first thought was drugs too.

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

Drugs and alcohol.

 

[Horseballs]

Drug-related for sure. Possibly a positive test for PED's that the tour is trying to keep hush-hush. It's all well and good for the tour to come down hard on a malcontent like Vijay, but they definitely want to protect the stars they promote. Tiger could shoot steroids on the first tee and it would be ignored.

 

[Rockford35]

... and his party girl fiancé would be such a stabilising influence.

He's been a nose queen before he met Paris Hilton II.

Rumours abound about his back injury being a Tour sanctioned "time out" are starting to make a lot more sense.

At least the RC guys all move up a slot.

R35

 

[IrishGolfer]

Drug-related for sure. Possibly a positive test for PED's that the tour is trying to keep hush-hush. It's all well and good for the tour to come down hard on a malcontent like Vijay, but they definitely want to protect the stars they promote. Tiger could shoot steroids on the first tee and it would be ignored.

^^this.

 

[trumb1mj]

Report: Dustin Johnson serving 6-month PGA Tour suspension for cocaine use

 

[Rockford35]

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R35

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

 

[SplooGe]

Who's getting a sheep for Rocks reward?