Great Song Lyrics

[eclark53520]

I heard the following lyric from a song by D4L called 'Laffy Taffy', it's old, and I've heard it quite a few times, but it was on this morning and I'm bored...

It goes:

I'm lookin fo Mrs. Bubblegum
I'm Mr. Chik-o-stick
I wanna dun dun dunt (OH)
cuz you so thick
Girls call me jolly rancher (OH)
cuz I stay so hard
you can suck me for a long time
oh my god

The shit these people come up with....and how it gets on the radio I'll never know lol

Might start calling myself Jolly Rancher...

 

[azgreg]

It probably took 5 of them to write it and 4 to produce it.

 

[eclark53520]

It was worth it...makes the bitches drop it low

 

[TEA Time]

You listen to the wrong radio stations.

 

[eclark53520]

You listen to the wrong radio stations.

Here's how my pre-sets look....
1. Oldies...lots of good stuff on here
2. Rap/Hip-hop....makes the bitches take their clothes off and wiggle
3. Current rock...meh, some of it is ok, lots of idiots screaming shit you can't understand and pig squealing...only the ugly chicks like it.
4. Pop...basically play the top 25 over and over and over
5. "Everything that rocks" is their motto...play lots of different stuff
6. Classic Rock ACDC, Metallica, Pink Floyd, etc etc etc(bob and tom in the morning)

Then I have 6 more pre-sets on the B list...which are mostly more of the same, but they usually don't come in very well.

 

[TEA Time]

Yeah, it was mostly tongue-in-cheek (like 90% of my posts) Almost anything rap/hip-hop is ridiculously unintelligible anyhow.

Most of the time lyrics ruin songs for me. In fact, I don't even know all the lyrics to most of my favorite songs. The music is much more important to me.

 

[eclark53520]

I know a couple people that love Ramstein, they would toss their cookies if they knew their favorite song's actual lyrics.

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

Currently listening to Finger Eleven on random. Love their old shit, newer stuff is merely ok.

 

[limpalong]

Local Chamber of Commerce recently paid a huge sum to have a video produced to market out community. The video was shown at the State gathering. Until a few citizens got a chance to view the video, no one realized the background music was a song "Fitzpleasure", by Alt-J... with the following lyrics. Caused some "interesting" dialogue....


Tralala, in your snatch fits pleasure, broom-shaped pleasure
Deep greedy and Googling every corner
Dead in the middle of the C-O-double M-O-N
Little did I know then that the Mandela Boys soon become Mandela Men
Tall woman, pull the pylons down

And wrap them around the necks of all the feckless men that queue to be the next
Steepled fingers, ring leaders, queue jumpers, rock fist paper scissors, lingered fluffers
In your hoof lies the heartland
Where we tent for our treasure, pleasure, leisure, les yeux, it’s all in your eyes
In your snatch fits pleasure, broom-shaped pleasure
Deep greedy and Googling every corner
Blended by the lights

 

[TEA Time]

ROFL!!

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

LMFAO!!!

 

[eclark53520]

Love when that shit happens.

Like when they cut to a news anchor with the people in the background and someone's checking out porn/picking their nose/etc

OR they swear or say something stupid before the camera's/audio isn't off

 

[limpalong]

The very best song lyric of all time was the David Alan Coe song, "You Never Even Called Me By My Name". He "talks" that a friend, Steve Goodman, thought he had written the ultimate country song. He wrote back to his friend, saying he disagreed. The song didn't have anything about "Momma or gettin' drunk or prison or trains or pickup trucks", so couldn't be the greatest song written. So, Goodman sent him the last verse....

"I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison
and I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before she could get to my pickup truck
she got run over by a d**ned old train."

I like the entire song. You "youngsters" may just want to skip to 3:05 and take it from there.

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

The very best song lyric of all time was the David Alan Coe song, "You Never Even Called Me By My Name". He "talks" that a friend, Steve Goodman, thought he had written the ultimate country song. He wrote back to his friend, saying he disagreed. The song didn't have anything about "Momma or gettin' drunk or prison or trains or pickup trucks", so couldn't be the greatest song written. So, Goodman sent him the last verse....

"I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison
and I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before she could get to my pickup truck
she got run over by a d**ned old train."

I like the entire song. You "youngsters" may just want to skip to 3:05 and take it from there.

This is my favorite song to "sing" at karaoke.

 

[eclark53520]

I sing Sir Mixalots, 'Baby Got Back'