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New Secretary

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Much cuter than the secretary in our office. :laugh:

Probably more efficient, too. :D
 
The pictures of the "temp" secretary remind me....

Q: What's the difference between a wife standing outside the front door in a blizzard and a dog standing outside the backdoor in a blizzard.
A: If you let the dog in, it will quit whining!

Q: How can you prove that a dog is man's best friend?
A: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. See which one is glad to see you when you let them out.
 
The pictures of the "temp" secretary remind me....

Q: What's the difference between a wife standing outside the front door in a blizzard and a dog standing outside the backdoor in a blizzard.
A: If you let the dog in, it will quit whining!

Q: How can you prove that a dog is man's best friend?
A: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. See which one is glad to see you when you let them out.

I loled, told them to my wife...got the look. :(
 
The pictures of the "temp" secretary remind me....

Q: What's the difference between a wife standing outside the front door in a blizzard and a dog standing outside the backdoor in a blizzard.
A: If you let the dog in, it will quit whining!

Q: How can you prove that a dog is man's best friend?
A: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. See which one is glad to see you when you let them out.
I need to try these, except I don't have a dog, a blizzard, or a car with a trunk!!
 
Beagles are a beautiful breed and are quite the handful (to put in mildly).

Haha.. Your tellin' me! Mines like a darn child... A child who drinks your beer when you get up to go to the bathroom.

How he learned to drink a whole pint down, without even a noise, or a drop spilled, and then sit there like nothing happened, ALL in the time span of me walking down the hall and going to the bathroom.. It's beyond me..
 

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