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rockford35 said:PS....I just got home from Red Lobster.....the boys took me there for my birthday, however somewhat belated.....i ate 110 shrimp.....my record is 170....my friends is 206......then he went to volleyball practice....
R35
This brings to mind a Shrimp story from college.
I separated my left shoulder playing fraternity football. Total separation and the doctors wrapped the arm and shoulder to my chest with a super long Ace bandage. So I only had the use of my right hand. Left arm tightly around the body.
So, Monday nights are All You Can Eat Shrimp Nights at Ezell's Catfish Cabin. All you can eat shrimp for 10 cents each.
We sit down and I ate 119 shrimp. A friend who weighed about 30 pounds less had almost 200. I was ashamed.
Then we went back to the house and got into a drinking contest. I had drunk about 6-8 beers with dinner and we got into some rotgut Mexican tequila back at the house.
I had about half a litre of tequila and began to feel a little woooooozy.
Room starting to revoooooolve juuuuuust a bit.
Our fraternity house had a big shower on the 2nd floor that had six showerheads. I stumbled in there and started to puke.....
Then it started to smell so I turned on a couple of showers.
Then (shockingly) I got wet - so I got naked.
Then my arm started to ache from all the puking so I sat down. 119 shrimp lying all around me and I had nothing on but an Ace bandage. 4-5 showers pouring down water.
Then my friends came in and started pouring molasses and coffee grinds on me.
And then they took a few pictures.