Hmmm... Pain. Point gun at pain. Pull trigger. Pain no more. Some people... pain in a**. Point gun at pain. Pull trigger. Pain in a** no more.
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Duct tape is a temporary fix....................unless it works.
Here's one I told my kids when they were starting grade school:
If someone is bullying you, kick them in the nuts.
If someone is bullying you, kick them in the nuts.
That can end a fight real quick............................
If your chimney doesn't draw, light a fire and throw in a Bic lighter. The explosion will clear away all the built up soot. Placing a mattress over the fireplace is optional, but highly advised.
The best way to remove an errant eyelash from your eye is to flush the eye with lighter fluid and ignite, because hair burns quickly and the lash will be vaporized. No more lash in your eye!
Surprisingly, the cheapest way to sterilize any man is not through a vasectomy. He simply needs to attempt grinding a handrail on a skateboard.
When we moved our oldest stepson into college as a freshman, the same college as his girlfriend, my wife leaned into his ear during their last hug and whispered:
Condoms before diapers.
The look on his face was priceless.
Condoms before diapers.
The look on his face was priceless.
And, tell them they don't need to buy the expensive 'ribbed' version. Just sprinkle a little cat litter inside the smooth ones to get the same effect.
