Winter in Wisconsin

[warbirdlover]

It's winter in Wisconsin
As the snowy breezes blow,
30 miles per hour and 22 below!
Oh, how I love Wisconsin
When the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter air -
Your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
You may think I'm a fool.
I could never leave Wisconsin,
Cause I'm frozen to the stool.

 

[MCDavis]

WBL, your poem made me laugh
Out loud, quite like a fool.
Because I quickly realized how
You can get off of your stool.
When you've been stuck long enough
To no longer give a fark,
All you have to do is call eclark!
He'll get to you quickly
Thanks to his new truck.
And with the use of his tongue,
You'll no longer be stuck!

 

[LyleG]

Suck it WBL, your winter is like our spring for crying out loud.

 

[eclark53520]

WBL, your poem made me laugh
Out loud, quite like a fool.
Because I quickly realized how
You can get off of your stool.
When you've been stuck long enough
To no longer give a fark,
All you have to do is call eclark!
He'll get to you quickly
Thanks to his new truck.
And with the use of his tongue,
You'll no longer be stuck!

wow, really?

Now that's hot.

 

[TheTrueReview]

You guys aren't doing a good job of selling winter holidays in Wisconsin to me.

 

[eclark53520]

You guys aren't doing a good job of selling winter holidays in Wisconsin to me.

Definitely don't come here for the skiing.

I've been to the pitiful slopes here in Wisconsin twice...both times the ambulance was there at least 4 times. Apparently people in Wisconsin think they can ski better than they actually can.

 

[Wi-Golfer]

The ski hills aren't that bad, sure it's no Colorado or Utah but they are decent for what they are. Cascade and Devils Head are fine for the average skier in the area and Granite Peak is pretty damn good. The rest of em suck such as Wimot, Tyrol Basin, that thing they call a hill in Oconomowoc, etc.

 

[warbirdlover]

MCDavis,

I love your poem even better!! LMAO!!

And wi, you ever try Mount Morris? The skiing mecca.