Y'all are boring today

[TheTrueReview]

Brilliant copyrighting.

 

[limpalong]

After forty years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while, then said:




"You're an alphabet wife... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks: "What the hell does that mean?"

He replied:

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot".

She smiled happily and said:

"Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"

He said: "I'm Just Kidding"

 

[limpalong]

Came home the other night and my wife met me at the door. She naked and wrapped in Saran Wrap. I took one look and said, "Leftovers again??" My nuts are still sore from where she kicked me.......

 

[TheTrueReview]

 

[eclark53520]

Worst parts about golf:
1. Finding your ball
2. Waiting for the beer cart
3. Weather

Solve all these by golfing here:

 

[eclark53520]

 

[WWBDD]

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What ... can't get a drink on the green?

 

[WWBDD]

 

[limpalong]

 

[Rockford35]

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While I realize this is a joke, it's pretty flawed. You'd need a tee box after each green that came back to a green at the bar. Who wants to finish a par 5 shooting an 8, and be 560 yards away from another beer?

R35

 

[azgreg]

A young country Irish lad is at the local barn dance. He spies in the distance, a fine looking young lassie. After building up as much courage as he can, he saunters over to her and asks her would she like to dance. She does, so they do. After a few slow dances he looks her straight in the eye and says "Can I smell your fanny?" to which she, not altogether unsurprisingly replies "You certainly can NOT!!" He nonchalantly turns to her and says "Oh, it must be your feet then".

 

[azgreg]

A woman goes to her gynecologist. "What seems to be the problem?" asked her doctor. "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina". The doctor had a look, then chuckled before she said "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas".

 

[azgreg]

It seems that a little girl and a little boy are arguing about differences between the sexes. He's arguing that boys are inherently better and she that girls are. The subject, of course, spills over into the personal realm, so that the real issue is which of the two children is superior. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says "Here's something I have that you'll never have!" The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is quite clearly true. She turns and runs home. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants, and says "My mummy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!"

 

[Splunge]

Re modeled my room in the house, re cut molding, painted both trim and walls.

9.5' x 4.75' banner on the wall. Filled the whole wall up well.

 

[MCDavis]

Re modeled my room in the house, re cut molding, painted both trim and walls.

9.5' x 4.75' banner on the wall. Filled the whole wall up well.

Pics or it didn't happen.