I had my good laugh for the day...

[MGP]

I couldn't even reply to this post I was laughing too hard. And besides I probably would have gotten banned.

NIKE SQ SUMO 5000!@ ....Can you say long! - Golf Forum (The Sand Trap .com)

The internet... where you too can drive it further than even the best tour pros! :laugh:

(Gotta give props to Nike -- their new ad campaign is proving quite effective )

 

[Topflite_D2]

hmmm... 370 yea right JB Holmes didn't even drive that far.

 

[Wi-Golfer]

I no longer go to that website, haven't logged in there in probably 4-5 months because I mainly don't like the way the owner runs it. Can you sum up this particular post?

 

[mddubya]

Wow, for that kind of distance I could get used to the sound!!!:laugh: Surely he meant to hit the 2 key? 269, believable, 369? Yeah right, and John Daly will win the Grand Slam this year, not Tiger.

 

[Pa Jayhawk]

We got out to play this week for the first time in a few weeks as it was warm about 1 1/2 hours south of here. I was crushing the ball. I had one shot where I hit my 7i about 220 yards.






Unfortunately it was a 140 yard par 3 and I hit the green about 15 feet from the pin. The ball bounced about 50 yards off the green, over the next tee box where people were teeing off, and OB. I guess I overestimated how much the cold air took off my distances. :laugh:

 

[MGP]

I no longer go to that website, haven't logged in there in probably 4-5 months because I mainly don't like the way the owner runs it. Can you sum up this particular post?

Guy buys a new Nike Sumo 5000 driver, claims it added 35-40 yds. to his drives and oh yeah, he hit a 369 yd. drive with it. :laugh:

 

[Wi-Golfer]

Guy buys a new Nike Sumo 5000 driver, claims it added 35-40 yds. to his drives and oh yeah, he hit a 369 yd. drive with it. :laugh:

But I thought that was pretty much an average drive over there?

 

[azgreg]

But I thought that was pretty much an average drive over there?

Well, you know, a pull hook can go a little further than a normal shot. lol.

 

[Topflite_D2]

I've herd good things about the SUMO 5900 but it wouldn't add 35-40 yards.

 

[Wi-Golfer]

I've herd good things about the SUMO 5900 but it wouldn't add 35-40 yards.

Blasphemy!!!!
You dare to deny the awesome power installed within the mighty Nike driver? It's a magical club & will allow anyone who swings it to be a God on the course:laugh:

 

[mddubya]

Blasphemy!!!!
You dare to deny the awesome power installed within the mighty Nike driver? It's a magical club & will allow anyone who swings it to be a God on the course:laugh:

Exactly, I mean, just look what it has done for Tiger!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:

 

[Topflite_D2]

I'm going to Nevada Bob's tomorrow I'm going to ho' one while i'm there. haha

 

[Armygolf]

Blasphemy!!!!
You dare to deny the awesome power installed within the mighty Nike driver? It's a magical club & will allow anyone who swings it to be a God on the course:laugh:

It also includes a small parade and fireworks display on every drive.

 

[Wi-Golfer]

It also includes a small parade and fireworks display on every drive.

Mine do, don't yours?

 

[mont86]

Those kinda threads usually get locked after a day because of the verbal abuse the starter gets..LOL