I'm pretty sure I would beat this woman to death

[ClairefromClare]

CfC, I think you just agreed to a 3-some (or 4-some if you count the meatloaf.)

Nah, Jeff's harmless--just a big puppy. The meatloaf I'm not so sure about.

 

[JEFF4i]

CfC, I think you just agreed to a 3-some (or 4-some if you count the meatloaf.)

I respect Claire too much to make such advances.

 

[Harry Longshanks]

I respect Claire too much to make such advances.

Who are you and what have you done with Jeff?!?!?!?


(You might have gotten away with it if you had said: "I respect meatloaf too much to make such advances.")

 

[JEFF4i]

Who are you and what have you done with Jeff?!?!?!?


(You might have gotten away with it if you had said: "I respect meatloaf too much to make such advances.")

So by your logic, you don't respect meatloaf...and thusly you make love to it!

 

[Harry Longshanks]

So by your logic, you don't respect meatloaf...and thusly you make love to it!

NEVAH! I have a strict policy against sexual congress with, but not limited to, dead processed animal flesh artificially molded into, and served for human consumption in, loaf form.

 

[JEFF4i]

NEVAH! I have a strict policy against sexual congress with, but not limited to, dead processed animal flesh artificially molded into, and served for human consumption in, loaf form.

My meatloaf doesn't use the flesh.

 

[Harry Longshanks]

My meatloaf doesn't use the flesh.

Meatless meatloaf?

But . . . but . . . but that's just "loaf".

 

[Eracer]

NEVAH! I have a strict policy against sexual congress with, but not limited to, dead processed animal flesh artificially molded into, and served for human consumption in, loaf form.

So you wouldn't bang Rosie O'Donnell?

 

[ClairefromClare]

So you wouldn't bang Rosie O'Donnell?

Well, so much for Eracer being the voice of reason here.

And it's not that Jeff respects me. I think I scared him. :emot-ange

 

[JEFF4i]

Meatless meatloaf?

But . . . but . . . but that's just "loaf".

No, fleshless meatloaf. Not all meat is flesh.

So you wouldn't bang Rosie O'Donnell?

For her money?

Well, so much for Eracer being the voice of reason here.

And it's not that Jeff respects me. I think I scared him. :emot-ange

I'd like to think its both.

 

[MyBluC4]

What a Putz! The husband owns a wine store probably because he needs to. I'd be doing tasting all day if I had to come to that.

 

[ClairefromClare]

I'd like to think its both.

Fair enough.

Now--how do a wine store owner and a recreational painter with a passel of kids afford a nanny anyway?

 

[ualtim]

Fair enough.

Now--how do a wine store owner and a recreational painter with a passel of kids afford a nanny anyway?

Judging by the attitude of the person who wrote the job description, its inherited money. They sound like they are used to beating down those who they beleive are beneath them and have honed the skill since they were children themselves.


I could be wrong about that, but that is my guess.

 

[Eracer]

Fair enough.

Now--how do a wine store owner and a recreational painter with a passel of kids afford a nanny anyway?

He's an International Man of Mystery, and she's an Upper West Side Hooker.

 

[Harry Longshanks]

No, fleshless meatloaf. Not all meat is flesh.

Now I'm really confused:

flesh
1. the soft substance of a human or other animal body, consisting of muscle and fat.
2. muscular and fatty tissue.
3. this substance or tissue in animals, viewed as an article of food, usually excluding fish and sometimes fowl; meat.

Are you making fishloaf?