Love and marriage

[azgreg]

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first
exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls..
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,
'He mated 50 times last year.'
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached
that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's
more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached
that said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her
husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something
from this one. The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if
it was with the same old cow.'

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to
stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.
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[warbirdlover]

Friend used to have a HUGE 350+ lb. wife and after work (3rd shift back then) would always have a "fat" wife story to tell... like "well, I suppose I'll get home and old blimpo will be snoring away" etc.

One Monday morning he said "I finally took the wife out of the house this weekend. We went to the Winnebago county fair and went on all the rides and went through all the exhibits and finally the 4-H building with all the animals on display. We got to the other end and damned if she didn't have a blue ribbon on!!!"

 

[goatster]

good ones guys.