Spider Joke

[Bravo]

A man and his ten year old daughter were working in the back yard one day when they came upon two spiders who were mating.

The girl said, "Dad what are those spiders doing?"

Her father replied, "They are mating".

She asked, "What kind of spider is on top dad?

He replied, "Its a Daddy Longlegs".

She said, "So is that a Mommy Longlegs on the bottom?"

He said, "No that's a Daddy Longlegs on the bottom too"

She promptly crushed the spiders with her shoe and said, "We don't need any of that Brokeback Mountain shit going on in our garden!"....

 

[goatster]

very nice Bravo

 

[token_hottie]

How does a 10-year old know what brokeback mountain is???

I think I missed the point

good joke bravo

and
good joke. bravo!

th (silly now sorry) :horse:

 

[Davebud]

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

 

[mont86]

Did you hear about the guy whose wife was at the hospital waiting too go into labor? He thought he would get a round of golf in while he was waiting, he was on the 13th hole when he got a call from his Dr. saying
your wife is in labor get too the hospital NOW!!!
He was having such a great game he thought one more hole, well before you know it he finished the round and then raced too the hospital. where the Dr. started screaming at him, where have you been? he said no where and the Dr. said you finished the round didn't you? The guy sheepishly says ya I did. the Dr.said you won't be playing golf anymore you'll be attending too your wifes every need. Feeding, toileting and caring for her!
The guy said really!!

The Dr said NO I WAS JUST GIVING YOU CRAP!!!
She died two hours ago...

 

[15andlife]

LMFAO OMG that is so funny yet so wrong.

 

[JEFF4i]

Great joke Bravo!