The Random Thoughts Thread

[anonymous golfaholic]

Heh that's great, but I would figure a mower would shear the ball... Did it have a good ball flight? How many yards does it get you?

It did shear it. Part of it almost hit my wife too. The look on her face. *shivers*

 

[eclark53520]

I'm such an idiot. Was mowing earlier and instead of stopping, getting off and picking up a golf ball, I decided that it was sitting down in an impression and I could just mow over it. Now I have to replace my bathroom window. The ball ricocheted off of something because the window was behind me. Sucks. So yeah, that's what being lazy will get you.

You need one of those long grabber thingy's...my uncle mows lawns as something to do in retirement...he has one on every mower.

 

[Splunge]

It did shear it. Part of it almost hit my wife too. The look on her face. *shivers*

But will it be in you bag next round? I was looking into getting one, and wanted to know how it was within 80 yards.

 

[MattyB]

But will it be in you bag next round? I was looking into getting one, and wanted to know how it was within 80 yards.

Gives too much side spin from what i can tell.

 

[azgreg]

Holy shit AG!

 

[eclark53520]

Windows are overrated anyway.

Unless some chick is pressing her bare breasts up against it. Then windows are awesome.

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

I'm such an idiot. Was mowing earlier and instead of stopping, getting off and picking up a golf ball, I decided that it was sitting down in an impression and I could just mow over it. Now I have to replace my bathroom window. The ball ricocheted off of something because the window was behind me. Sucks. So yeah, that's what being lazy will get you.

This is so badass and suck at the same time...I'm not sure which one wins.








But I bet your wife can tell you which one it is. Sorry bro!

 

[MCDavis]

Windows are overrated anyway.

Unless some chick is pressing her bare breasts up against it. Then windows are awesome.

No, then they are in the way.

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

Holy shit AG!

Yeah. I'm not looking forward to seeing the bill.

 

[azgreg]

Yeah. I'm not looking forward to seeing the bill.

Don't worry. A new ball wont cost that much.

 

[MattyB]

I know it's good to be early and get a good seat... But she must be one frenchfrie short of a happy meal to pick that one?

 

[TheTrueReview]

I know it's good to be early and get a good seat... But she must be one frenchfrie short of a happy meal to pick that one?
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That was me at the 2010 US Open. It enabled me to see 3 holes.

 

[MattyB]

That was me at the 2010 US Open. It enabled me to see 3 holes.

Fair point.
But she's not thinking like that
She can't be... She's a she, a woman, women and sport smart don't go together right?

 

[TheTrueReview]

Fair point.
But she's not thinking like that
She can't be... She's a she, a woman, women and sport smart don't go together right?

Hopefully she's doing what she's told and minding her guy's seat whilst he's spending a few hours in the bar.

 

[MattyB]

Hopefully she's doing what she's told and minding her guy's seat whilst he's spending a few hours in the bar.

I need a girl like that.