'Tis the season ......

[SiberianDVM]

to be stupid.


updated 8:44 p.m. ET, Tues., Nov. 27, 2007

AIKEN, S.C. - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

The employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, Frank said.

The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said.

 

[ThatCanadianGuy]

Gah, I bet it be a bitch to try to find a place to break that for ya.

That's why I only carry 10k bills.

 

[Eracer]

Sounds like the (true story) clueless bank robber who got in line, only to get to the teller and be told that "robberies are in the next line".

He dutifully stepped back and into the "robbery line", giving police plenty of time to respond to the silent alarm.

You gotta' love stupid criminals.

 

[ualtim]

I was briefing my director this mornig and he brought this story up. I said, "let me guess, this guy is from Georgia." He started laughing when he checked the story to see who did it and sure enough......:laugh:

 

[lamebums]

This almost beats the one where three cross-dressers laid siege to a McDonalds in Memphis...

UPDATE: Cross-Dressers Charged in McDonald's Fight|Memphis News, Entertainment, Business Search and Shopping

:hunter:

 

[Eracer]

This almost beats the one where three cross-dressers laid siege to a McDonalds in Memphis...

UPDATE: Cross-Dressers Charged in McDonald's Fight|Memphis News, Entertainment, Business Search and Shopping

:hunter:

That was funny. I copied this from the same website, and it's almost surreal. Is this really a legitimate website, or some deeply subversive satire site? I mean, are parents really worried that pre-schoolers are going to think that snuffleupagus is the result of drug use?? Come on, you idiots! He's an IMAGINARY FRIEND. I'm very concerned about the deeply neurotic mindset that our culture is sinking into.

Warning Labels Placed On "Sesame Street" DVDs|Memphis News, Entertainment, Business Search and Shopping

 

[MCDavis]

Yeah, dude...I remember first time I saw Snuffy I was wacked out on grape juice. Looked around and he was bringing me more...man, what a great ride.....