What's Making Your Day Today...

[eclark53520]

I don't want to ruin your day. You just go on to work, now...

It's 27º outside and they're calling for snow tomorrow...for an 80º day you could have her

 

[MCDavis]

It's 27º outside and they're calling for snow tomorrow...for an 80º day you could have her

Already had her, but thanks for the offer!! :thumbs up:

 

[eclark53520]

Already had her, but thanks for the offer!! :thumbs up:

SO where the **** is my 80º day?

 

[MCDavis]

SO where the **** is my 80º day?

Well, I figured your 80 degree day should take as long as I took with your wife...it'll be there in a few months!!

I forgot how to do the degree mark.

 

[eclark53520]

alt + 167

Duh

 

[MCDavis]

alt + 167

Duh

I bent your wife 90º over your couch and rode her like a rodeo cowboy!

Hey look...it works!!!

 

[eclark53520]

I bent your wife 90º over your couch and rode her like a rodeo cowboy!

Hey look...it works!!!

psh....she can go way further than 90º

She doesn't like cowboys...

 

[JEFF4i]

She doesn't like cowboys because she's afraid she'll call out my name. And I forgot my boots at your place, could you FedEx those back?

 

[eclark53520]

She doesn't like cowboys because she's afraid she'll call out my name. And I forgot my boots at your place, could you FedEx those back?

They were so small I let my daughter use them on her dolls...

 

[MCDavis]

Reading through this thread is making my day so far!

 

[JEFF4i]

They were so small I let my daughter use them on her dolls...

See, that's where you go all wrong. If you said, "...I let me daughter wear them," you'd have a good comeback. That would imply that I have girly sized feet, which is feasable. But saying they were for the dolls just sounds ridiculous, because I couldn't physically stand if I had feet that small (and there are pictures on here proving they are at least bigger than that), so you all know otherwise. I'd expect more from you, but I suppose the grief of picturing my man juice hitting your furniture -in camera angles akin to a Stalone action movie with the repetitious nature-, all day long has set you off your game.

Reading through this thread is making my day so far!

We do what we can lil buddy.

 

[MCDavis]

See, that's where you go all wrong. If you said, "...I let me daughter wear them," you'd have a good comeback. That would imply that I have girly sized feet, which is feasable. But saying they were for the dolls just sounds ridiculous, because I couldn't physically stand if I had feet that small (and there are pictures on here proving they are at least bigger than that), so you all know otherwise. I'd expect more from you, but I suppose the grief of picturing my man juice hitting your furniture -in camera angles akin to a Stalone action movie with the repetitious nature-, all day long has set you off your game.

A guppy makes more man juice than you, little buddy.

 

[Augster]

Hit golf balls this morning in the stall at the heated I/O range next to Tim "Lumpy" Herron.

That was cool. I don't know if he's lost weight this winter, but he's a LOT slimmer than he looks on TV. Just looks like a normal, chubby, Minnesotan.

One that hits the sweet spot most every time he takes the club back.

 

[TheTrueReview]

Hit golf balls this morning in the stall at the heated I/O range next to Tim "Lumpy" Herron.

That was cool. I don't know if he's lost weight this winter, but he's a LOT slimmer than he looks on TV. Just looks like a normal, chubby, Minnesotan. ...

I noticed on last years golf coverage that he is/was a smoker. Perhaps he's given up the 'cancer sticks' also in favour of a more healthy lifestyle?

 

[JEFF4i]

I'm confident in my mid-term. I hope I did well, I think I did, but bleh.