Obscure movie quotes

[MCDavis]

Was watching Horrible Bosses and got an idea for a thread.

Post up any obscure movie quote you've heard that just didn't quite make sense.

From HB: "I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her all 50 states!"

 

[WWBDD]

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.

 

[Rockford35]

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't want to know about it, believe me.

R35

 

[TheTrueReview]

Was watching Horrible Bosses and got an idea for a thread.

Post up any obscure movie quote you've heard that just didn't quite make sense.

From HB: "I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her all 50 states!"

"You cannot win a marathon without putting a few bandaids on your nipples!"

 

[WWBDD]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't want to know about it, believe me.

R35

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

 

[Rockford35]

Walter, I love you, but sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact that you're a goddamned moron.

R35

 

[WWBDD]

Walter, I love you, but sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact that you're a goddamned moron.

R35

You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus.

 

[Rockford35]

I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee.

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

 

[WWBDD]

I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee.

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

Why buy the cow, when you get the sex for free?

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

Why Ike, maybe poker isn't your game. How about a spelling contest?

 

[Rockford35]

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

Phone's ringing, dude.

 

[WWBDD]

Phone's ringing, dude.

Obviously you're not a golfer.

 

[Rockford35]

I'm sorry Smokey, but you were over the line. That's a foul. Mark it zero, Dude.