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...and it's lonely as hell.I just had a random thought..................
Love it!!!Found a great website.
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Ain't no way!!!! That's one of the things that has kept me working. Too many retire, sit down, and they are gone. I will play golf as many days as the body will take it. The dog will wear me out taking her for walks. Then, there is that idiotic grass that seems to need mowed in the summer. Also, have been asked to do some substitute teaching at a local trade school. I'm out of breath just thinking about how much work retirement will be!!!!!
I Picked Elmer Fudd and got this back.
Ain't no way!!!! Dat's one of the things that has kept me wowking. Too many wetiwe, sit down, and they awe gone. I wiww pway gowf as many days as the body wiww take it. De dog wiww weaw me out taking hew fow wawks. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Den, thewe is that idiotic gwass that seems to need mowed in the summew. Awso, have been asked to do some substitute teaching at a wocaw twade schoow. I'm out of bweaf just thinking about how much wowk wetiwement wiww be!!!!!
Congrats Limp, enjoy it!Counting the days!!!! Replacement on site yesterday. Will be back today and tomorrow. Sounds like I may need to make one more trip for two days, but that's it!!!!!! Wife's last day is tomorrow, Friday. She's asking me to post that we will now be poor, old, elderly, retired people on fixed income. Will have trouble finding pocket change for food, rent, utilities. We'll soon be buying a cheeseburger off the $1.00 menu, cutting it into 4 pieces. We each will have one quarter for lunch and the other quarter for supper. We began fattening up the dog a few months ago. Got her to 73 pounds. Labrador flank steaks may look pretty good in a few months. As long as my golf club membership is paid each year, shed rental for the golf cart, electricity and trail fees for the cart.... that's the important priorities... unless I do find a good deal on new/different clubs along the way. Any donations or offers of assistance appreciated.
The kids say that when we get to the point of needing extended care, they will be glad to help out. We've also been warned that the first time one of us hits them with our cane, our dentures get washed out in the toilet!!!
SWMBO and I hit the early bird specials almost daily Limp. We actually have found it's cheaper (in FL) to eat out than to cook at home if you shop around. Skip lunch - eat supper before 5PM and you eat cheap!Counting the days!!!! Replacement on site yesterday. Will be back today and tomorrow. Sounds like I may need to make one more trip for two days, but that's it!!!!!! Wife's last day is tomorrow, Friday. She's asking me to post that we will now be poor, old, elderly, retired people on fixed income. Will have trouble finding pocket change for food, rent, utilities. We'll soon be buying a cheeseburger off the $1.00 menu, cutting it into 4 pieces. We each will have one quarter for lunch and the other quarter for supper. We began fattening up the dog a few months ago. Got her to 73 pounds. Labrador flank steaks may look pretty good in a few months. As long as my golf club membership is paid each year, shed rental for the golf cart, electricity and trail fees for the cart.... that's the important priorities... unless I do find a good deal on new/different clubs along the way. Any donations or offers of assistance appreciated.
The kids say that when we get to the point of needing extended care, they will be glad to help out. We've also been warned that the first time one of us hits them with our cane, our dentures get washed out in the toilet!!!
I'm crying...that was pretty damn funny!I copied this from the Golfbuzz forum. Somebody is a fukking comedic genius. This is a parody of all the frenzy over the Kirkland Costco golf ball. You must watch the whole video. If you don't laugh, you're sick. Enjoy!
Try reading the words instead of listening to the spanish.I don't get it.