Dustin Johnson is a naughty naughty boy

[WWBDD]

Report: Golf star Dustin Johnson hit with six-month ban from PGA Tour after testing positive for cocaine - NY Daily News

Dustin Johnson’s leave of absence, announced by the 30-year-old golfer on Thursday, coincides with a six-month suspension by the PGA Tour, as first reported by Golf.com on Friday, for a failed drug test for cocaine earlier this year.

Johnson, who last year got engaged to Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, has a reputation as a hard partier with several unconfirmed stories of his dabbling in drugs and extra-marital affairs circulating around the PGA Tour. He is said to have had two trysts with wives of PGA Tour players, including one that allegedly broke up the marriage of one Tour player.

 

[azgreg]

Not suspended.

PGA TOUR says Dustin Johnson not suspended

 

[WWBDD]

Not suspended.

PGA TOUR says Dustin Johnson not suspended

What!?!?!?!?!?!

Can't trust the NY Daily News?

Fwiw ... coke's not necessarily a performance enhancer and somebody has to keep those PGA wives happy.

 

[Queball915]

Not sure what the real story is. Golf channel reported that he was NOT suspended.

 

[TheTrueReview]

Dustin was merely providing a community service to those lonely wives. He's a man of the people.

 

[BigJim13]

I gave it 30 seconds if thought and came to the conclusion that:

I just don't care

 

[MattyB]

I'm gonna start doing coke and banging my club partners wives.
I'll be spending most of my time at the retirement village from now on.

 

[MCDavis]

I gave it 30 seconds if thought and came to the conclusion that:

I just don't care

That's 29 seconds more than I took.

 

[limpalong]

I'm gonna start doing coke and banging my club partners wives.
I'll be spending most of my time at the retirement village from now on.

The smell can be a little strong as you push the Depends aside... At least that's what I've heard. You can report back once you have a go at a couple of those "blue waffles".

 

[WWBDD]

"blue rinse waffles".

fify

 

[TheTrueReview]

I gave it 30 seconds if thought and came to the conclusion that:

I just don't care

Are jimmy Walker and Will McKenzie members of Shottalk? If so, they may disagree with you.

 

[BigJim13]

Are jimmy Walker and Will McKenzie members of Shottalk? If so, they may disagree with you.

Why? What did they say?

 

[Rockford35]

DJ banged their wives. Allegedly.

 

[BigJim13]

DJ banged their wives. Allegedly.

Oh I see. I didn't realize they names the guys...damn.

Honestly who do you blame in that situation? Unless he got them drink/high and took advantage if them they are at least part to blame correct? It takes two to tango and it sounds like, if true, those wives had some skank in them.

 

[Louie_T07]

Oh I see. I didn't realize they names the guys...damn.

Honestly who do you blame in that situation? Unless he got them drink/high and took advantage if them they are at least part to blame correct? It takes two to tango and it sounds like, if true, those wives had some skank in them.

I agree totally with BigJim on this one, but it's a pretty crazy and awkward situation either way. It seems like the thing to do in "hollywood." It will be interesting to see how this plays out