I hate cats.

[TEA Time]

I got up at 5:30 to let the dog out and found a "present" as you cat freaks call it, lying on my front porch. In reality, it was a full grown, wild, and horribly mutilated rabbit. It was (before it was torn to shreds) bigger than the goddamn cat itself.

All that was left bathing in the bloody murder scene was half of an abdomen with guts pouring out, half of a skull (seriously the cat ATE a skull) with an ear still attached, the other ear was separated, 3 legs (one severed completely), and one perfectly preserved eyeball. No face (half a head), no neck, one leg missing, and half of its body gone... brutal.

Shortly after 9am my son informs me that the cat left ANOTHER fully grown rabbit dead on the porch. Only this one didn't have any visible wounds... just a corpse laying there lifeless.

Fuckin' cats

 

[eclark53520]

Choot 'em

 

[TEA Time]

My wife called the shelter to see if they'd take him. And she didn't even see the carnage.

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

Cats are Satan's unholy army of the night.

 

[limpalong]

The only good cat is a 'flat' cat!!!

 

[azgreg]

I got up at 5:30 to let the dog out and found a "present" as you cat freaks call it, lying on my front porch. In reality, it was a full grown, wild, and horribly mutilated rabbit. It was (before it was torn to shreds) bigger than the goddamn cat itself.

All that was left bathing in the bloody murder scene was half of an abdomen with guts pouring out, half of a skull (seriously the cat ATE a skull) with an ear still attached, the other ear was separated, 3 legs (one severed completely), and one perfectly preserved eyeball. No face (half a head), no neck, one leg missing, and half of its body gone... brutal.

Shortly after 9am my son informs me that the cat left ANOTHER fully grown rabbit dead on the porch. Only this one didn't have any visible wounds... just a corpse laying there lifeless.

Fuckin' cats

 

[MCDavis]

I'm thinking the cat hates you, too.

 

[ejdahl21]

Choot 'em

Bring it on, beetches!!!

 

[warbirdlover]

Keep 'em inside. Then get the right kind.

 

[eclark53520]

Then get the right kind.

Why would I get a dead cat?

 

[TEA Time]

So after yesterday's double-haricide, we came home from lacrosse to find this on our doorstep:

 

[eclark53520]

Cook it up, squirrels are delish

 

[TEA Time]

There was nothing left to cook! I did mange to find his little face, though.

 

[eclark53520]

I see two very nice rear quarters. Fry those babies up in some canola oil, eat them right off the bone like chicken.

 

[limpalong]

... we came home from lacrosse ...

So, what were you doing in Wisconsin??? Isn't that a pretty long driver from Portland?