Insomnia

[MCDavis]

Alcohol. Lot's and lot's of alcohol.

Ah, the wisdom of age.

 

[limpalong]

Easiest way to fall asleep I've found???? Slip into the bedroom. Leave the lights off. Get out the binoculars and start looking at the neighbor lady's windows. When the wife sneaks in and hits me in the back of the head, I go out like a light. Still don't know what she hits me with. Scared to ask!!!!