The Commander in Chief (and her assistant)

[Rockford35]

You know crow.....I wish I had never seen that.

Rock, Young and in love.....If I look at the files, I can recall a dim memory of similar situation.

That's Ms. Shot Talk there....she pretty much named the site as I recall.

That's true.

"Are you on that 'Shot Talk' site or whatever it's called, again?"

Women. So crazy. Can't live with them, can't kill them.

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[Silver]

you can't?

 

[Rockford35]

I don't think you can.

There's gotta be some "law-talking-guy" on the forum that would know.

If you can, it's news to me.

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[Bravo]

Rocky:

Good taste! She's a keeper...

After 12 beers, I'd be on the floor....

bd:

We need to give you kid a nickname like Tiger or something like that to crank up his career...

Any suggestions?

 

[bdcrowe]

I'd be interested in the group's offerings there. The orange main up top would lend to tiger, but how lame is that knock-off? Might as well call him Big Bersar. I'm thinking Opossum. Or Cooter. Maybe even Bubba. That'll look good on the leaderboards, huh? Bubba J is making a run! Cooter's gettin hot today! Things have slowed down for the Opossum.

 

[Rockford35]

Cledus.

I would just one like to see a Cledus at the top of the leaderboard.

"And the 'Slack Jawed Yokle' is making a run on Sunday..."

"I was better" - Johnny Miller

(Couldn't let it go.... )

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[Rockford35]

Rocky:

Good taste! She's a keeper...

After 12 beers, I'd be on the floor....

I'll let her know.

But after 12 beers, i'd sleep with the dog....I'll let her know that too.

(Does anyone have a place I can stay after telling her that? )

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[DaveE]

I'll let her know.

But after 12 beers, i'd sleep with the dog....I'll let her know that too.

(Does anyone have a place I can stay after telling her that? )

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You stay there, she can come stay with me. SHE'S CUTE.

 

[Rockford35]

Hey, that's a great idea.

Then maybe I'd get some of the duvet for once.

For those that don't know, "duvet" is French for "warmth".... )

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[Bravo]

You know this brings up a conversation I will never forget. I happened over 20 years ago - in a day when drinking at a bar after work several days a week was the norm.

(Nobody seems to do this now - at least that I know of).

So a bunch of us are sitting around at the bar in Sheraton and the girls do a poll...

What is your favorite female body part?

So around the table we go and everyone gives their answers...the usual stuff - tits, ass, ass, tits.

And then a few snickers as guys ham it up with foot (fetish) etc.

Then it comes to me and I said, "nobody close to my answer".

Everybody breaks up and all kinds of sexual perversions are speculated.

Then I said, "FACE"....

The group breaks up...."Hey that's not a body part"....etc, etc, etc - ad infinitim.

Then I said, "What do they always show on the cover of the magazine?" Never tits or ass - just the face....

And you know - you cannot buy a pretty face. You can buy nice tits and can get your ass changed but you either have a pretty face (or close to it) or you are ugly or kinda ugly...

Oh well -enough of that. A good looking face to me is where its at....THAT defines beauty and feminity...and your girl Rock has that...

 

[Farquod]

And you know - you cannot buy a pretty face.

Dude! Expect a class action libel suit from the 350 facial plastic surgeons around the United States. I can hear the lawyers scurrying around now.

Michael Jackson would also have an issue with that. Look how hard he's tried to look like a pretty woman.

Sheesh.

 

[Rockford35]

Oh well -enough of that. A good looking face to me is where its at....THAT defines beauty and feminity...and your girl Rock has that...

Thanks B. I think she's ok too.

My last GF was outstanding. One of those weird things when she persued me. (It's usually the other way around, and then the restraining order, and some jailtime...)

Anyways, she was about 5'6" and a spitting image for Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider. No lie. She had done some modelling and catalogue work. But not in the least "high maintenance". An ideal day for her was a hard mountain bike ride and some beers. And her parents loved me.

We broke up long ago, but i still think about her every once in a while. You're right B, a nice face goes a long way.

She had nice T and A tho, which helps.

Thanks again B.

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[Silver]

I like that Rock..."I think she's ok...but holy shit, you should have seen my LAST gf, she was REALLY hot!"

My gf caught a shot of me being molested last night by the other woman of the house:

 

[Rockford35]

Well she was!

I think there's a reason that I'm with her now tho. She's just the one, i guess.

She's sorta pissed tonight. Went watch shopping BEFORE dinner. Hey, priorities, right?

Still haven't found a watch....

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[nsherman2006]

buy a citizen off ebay

buy her one too