Wut ... no Hyundai Tournament of Champions thread?

[MCDavis]

I think you got that backwards buddy.

Golf talent, not being a dick talent. [emoji12]

 

[azgreg]

Golf talent, not being a dick talent. [emoji12]

Both.

 

[MCDavis]

Both.

Share your meds with me.

 

[PaPaD]

Spieth sucks. Notice he stopped posting here? It's because he's a pussy.

I think he stopped posting in here because all of us DO post in here....................

 

[PaPaD]

I think it's the skinny leg hipster pants look he's trying for.

You'd have to win about 10 majors to wear that nonsense and get away with it....................

 

[azgreg]

Share your meds with me.

Look, I wasn't supposed to say anything but it's clear I'm going to haft to clear up some things here. Jordan's people approached Maltby to play their equipment. Maltby told them, and I quote "We appreciate Jordan's interest, but we have our guy in Greg so we'll have to decline at this time." So there you have it.

I will now open the floor for questions.

 

[MCDavis]

Look, I wasn't supposed to say anything but it's clear I'm going to haft to clear up some things here. Jordan's people approached Maltby to play their equipment. Maltby told them, and I quote "We appreciate Jordan's interest, but we have our guy in Greg so we'll have to decline at this time." So there you have it.

I will now open the floor for questions.

First question: what are you smoking?

 

[PaPaD]

Look, I wasn't supposed to say anything but it's clear I'm going to haft to clear up some things here. Jordan's people approached Maltby to play their equipment. Maltby told them, and I quote "We appreciate Jordan's interest, but we have our guy in Greg so we'll have to decline at this time." So there you have it.

I will now open the floor for questions.

Do they have hookers and blow on Tour?

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

Look, I wasn't supposed to say anything but it's clear I'm going to haft to clear up some things here. Jordan's people approached Maltby to play their equipment. Maltby told them, and I quote "We appreciate Jordan's interest, but we have our guy in Greg so we'll have to decline at this time." So there you have it.

I will now open the floor for questions.

Peyote is fun, isn't it?

 

[azgreg]

First question: what are you smoking?

I don't smoke.

 

[PaPaD]

Look, I wasn't supposed to say anything but it's clear I'm going to haft to clear up some things here. Jordan's people approached Maltby to play their equipment. Maltby told them, and I quote "We appreciate Jordan's interest, but we have our guy in Greg so we'll have to decline at this time." So there you have it.

I will now open the floor for questions.

I have a similar deal with PING and TMAG - if I ever qualify for, play in and win a PGA Tour event, they will reimburse me for all my expenses. It's GOLD, Jerry, GOLD!

 

[azgreg]

Do they have hookers and blow on Tour?

I'm not aware as I'm a pillar of virtue.

 

[azgreg]

Peyote is fun, isn't it?

I hear it works well in Southwest cooking.

 

[PaPaD]

I'm not aware as I'm a pillar of virtue.

Pillar of bullshit is more like it.............

 

[MCDavis]

I don't smoke.

You should start, would make your comments more believable!