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You REALLY need to remember the parachute...
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Reminds me of a joke, an Oldie but a goodie....
A plane carrying the Pope, the President of the US, Henry Kissinger, and a Boy Scout is about to crash. There are only 3 parachutes left.
The President says, "I'm the leader of the free world, it would be a travesity if I died in a plane crash". The others agreed, so the Pres took the first parachute and jumps.
Henry Kissinger says "I'm the smartest man in the world. World leaders seek my counsel, I need to survive!" So without consulting the others, he takes a chute and jumps.
The Pope says to the boy, "Son, I have lived a long life, you are young. Take the parachute and jump to safety."
The Boy Scout says, "No, that won't be necessary". And the Pope starts insisting, "My son, please, take the last parachute, save yourself"
The Boy Scouts says, "You don't understand Padre, the smartest man in the world just jumped out of the plane with my backpack!
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A plane carrying the Pope, the President of the US, Henry Kissinger, and a Boy Scout is about to crash. There are only 3 parachutes left.
The President says, "I'm the leader of the free world, it would be a travesity if I died in a plane crash". The others agreed, so the Pres took the first parachute and jumps.
Henry Kissinger says "I'm the smartest man in the world. World leaders seek my counsel, I need to survive!" So without consulting the others, he takes a chute and jumps.
The Pope says to the boy, "Son, I have lived a long life, you are young. Take the parachute and jump to safety."
The Boy Scout says, "No, that won't be necessary". And the Pope starts insisting, "My son, please, take the last parachute, save yourself"
The Boy Scouts says, "You don't understand Padre, the smartest man in the world just jumped out of the plane with my backpack!
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And there we have it folks...
I can see that I have missed a lot by not previously reading FOX News:
FOXNews.com - Actor Rupert Everett Calls British Soldiers 'Whining Wimps' - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment
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FOXNews.com - Actor Rupert Everett Calls British Soldiers 'Whining Wimps' - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment
FOXNews.com - Actor Omar Sharif Says Arab Nations Will Never Be Democratized - International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News
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