The Confession Thread.

[JEFF4i]

I have no clue who any of these people are. I've never heard of any of them before in my life.

Or a 22 year old stallion, 0 handicaps, who collects snow globes?

 

[SiberianDVM]

Will you ask them if they're interested in a threesome with a fat old man with an 18 handicap?

I can travel.

An Eracer sandwich!!!!!

Jeff would hit it!!!!

 

[Eracer]

Or a 22 year old stallion, 0 handicaps, who collects snow globes?

You hater! You absolute hater !!!!

 

[JEFF4i]

An Eracer sandwich!!!!!

Jeff would hit it!!!!

As long as there's no contact, I'd consider it. Of course, I'd have to take a cold shower, never talk to Claire, and well...you know how your dog looks at you differently when you get the poor boy fixed? Well, I'd never look at Eracer the same.

You hater! You absolute hater !!!!

Oh c'mon! You have something I don't have...self earned money!

 

[ClairefromClare]

Will you ask them if they're interested in a threesome with a fat old man with an 18 handicap?

I can travel.

Actually, Eracer, the part about my not knowing who any of these people are was directed at you (collectively).

The skort was for Jeff and Harry.

 

[Eracer]

Actually, Eracer, the part about my not knowing who any of these people are was directed at you (collectively).

The skort was for Jeff and Harry.

I see.......I think. Anyway, about that threesome...

 

[Wi-Golfer]

3some with 2 dudes & a women...umm no thanks.
Had a chance a number of years back, was out drinking with a buddy & we ran into this pretty hot looking chick. It was Halloween & a number of the local bars were having parties, anyways to make a long story short this chick wanted us to take her back to our place & do her at the same time. I thought about it for a second but then all I could think of was seeing my buddies hairy ass. Way too close to being gay for me. He frickin tried to talk me into taking her home & I refused. To this day I still don't regret that decision.

Now myself with 2 hot women, oh hell yes!!! I could die a happy man after that.

 

[ClairefromClare]

You fellows are deliberately impossible! Jeff and Harry were discussing wearing a skort, so I showed them one. I happen to own it.

There's a very predictable pattern in all these threads. Someone needs just a tad more imagination here.

But it isn't I. Did you hear that thieves stole an entire shipment of Viagra? Police are looking for hardened criminals.:laugh:

 

[JEFF4i]

You fellows are deliberately impossible! Jeff and Harry were discussing wearing a skort, so I showed them one. I happen to own it.

There's a very predictable pattern in all these threads. Someone needs just a tad more imagination here.

But it isn't I. Did you hear that thieves stole an entire shipment of Viagra? Police are looking for hardened criminals.:laugh:

I like golf, women, and good food. In that order.

 

[Harry Longshanks]

3some with 2 dudes & a women...umm no thanks.
Had a chance a number of years back, was out drinking with a buddy & we ran into this pretty hot looking chick. It was Halloween & a number of the local bars were having parties, anyways to make a long story short this chick wanted us to take her back to our place & do her at the same time. I thought about it for a second but then all I could think of was seeing my buddies hairy ass. Way too close to being gay for me. He frickin tried to talk me into taking her home & I refused. To this day I still don't regret that decision.

Now myself with 2 hot women, oh hell yes!!! I could die a happy man after that.

What if she were really hot, yet somehow very very big at the same time? Like, so big that you would be guaranteed to never touch your buddy, and maybe not even see him if you were careful?

 

[rubber314chicken]

as much as I hate my irons 5 and below off the deck, today I ripped 190 yards with the 4 iron off right where I was aiming. Good thing I didn't try to hit the green because it would have bounced right off into ob.

 

[JEFF4i]

Ahhhh Wi, there's plenty of people of all ages you could fnid.

 

[Eracer]

You fellows are deliberately impossible! Jeff and Harry were discussing wearing a skort, so I showed them one. I happen to own it.

There's a very predictable pattern in all these threads. Someone needs just a tad more imagination here.

But it isn't I. Did you hear that thieves stole an entire shipment of Viagra? Police are looking for hardened criminals.:laugh:

We're men, for crying out loud. You expect imagination? You expect any thread to not devolve into talk of sex? What are you, crazy? What you need are more women in here. Women like you, who are brave enough to endure the mindlessness, brave enough to accept us for what we are: Pigs. Single-minded pigs.

Why don't blondes use vibrators?
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Chips their teeth.

 

[ClairefromClare]

We're men, for crying out loud. You expect imagination? You expect any thread to not devolve into talk of sex? What are you, crazy? What you need are more women in here. Women like you, who are brave enough to endure the mindlessness, brave enough to accept us for what we are: Pigs. Single-minded pigs.

Luckily, I like unimaginative, single-minded pigs. I also like to yell at them occasionally. If you boys would take some of that single-minded focus and turn it to your wives instead of showing off for each other, you'd all be a lot happier. End of this morning's lecture.

 

[Eracer]

Luckily, I like unimaginative, single-minded pigs. I also like to yell at them occasionally. If you boys would take some of that single-minded focus and turn it to your wives instead of showing off for each other, you'd all be a lot happier. End of this morning's lecture.

I am happy. But thanks for caring. And I mean that. Really...I do.