Anyone want to figure out what this says?

[SplooGe]

 

[San Diego Steve]

Nope.

 

[BigJim13]

Why?

 

[SplooGe]

its a puzzle:

Each line gives one clue. Use one or use all three to narrow down your search.
You may email me to confirm if your deciphering skills or up to task. That said, if you get intelligible words out of this gibberish, then you've probably cracked it.

 

[nututhugame]

I keep trying to figure it out, but the boobs in your avatar are distracting me.

 

[TEA Time]

I keep trying to figure it out, but the boobs in your avatar are distracting me.

Figure what out.....?

 

[TheTrueReview]

I keep trying to figure it out, but the boobs in your avatar are distracting me.

Same. Mesmerising.

 

[TEA Time]

This has been driving me nuts! I have 3 other guys in my office trying to figure it out, too.

 

[SplooGe]

Lol, I have been stuck on it, tried every language on google translate, turned it upside down, used a mirror.

 

[BigJim13]

I forgot about it until just now

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

This has been driving me nuts! I have 3 other guys in my office trying to figure it out, too.

Same here. Google is no help either. I even looked at the damn thing in the mirror. I have no clue.

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

Lol, I have been stuck on it, tried every language on google translate, turned it upside down, used a mirror.

What?! You posted it, you're supposed to know the answer.

 

[TEA Time]

I've been cutting it up into pieces, mirroring, rotating, flipping, trying to find comparable symbols, searching google, and checking out geocaching puzzles... nothing.

I know I'm over-analyzing it and it's going to be something simple and stupid.

 

[SplooGe]

I'm thinking about just putting in a half mile search for the Geocache.

 

[Dogfish Head]

"Alabama is the greatest College Football team ever. Notre Dame blows."

What do I win?