A zoo has a prize gorilla as their most popular exhibit. People flocked to the area to see this marvel of nature. Then the gorilla goes into heat, and with her surging hormones becomes unmanageable and an embarassment to the zoo. The zookeepers try to figure out what to do.
"We can't afford to get a male gorilla to keep her happy. Anybody got any ideas?"
"How about Bubba, the cage cleaner"?
"Hey Bubba, how about $50 to mate with the female gorilla to settle her down?"
"Well, OK then, but on three conditions.
First, I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips!"
"No problem, Bubba. You don't have to kiss her on the lips".
"Secondly, if any babies are born, I ain't gonna take care of them".
"No problem, Bubba. We won't make you take care of any babies".
"Thirdly, you're gonna have to give me about a week to scrape up the $50"
"We can't afford to get a male gorilla to keep her happy. Anybody got any ideas?"
"How about Bubba, the cage cleaner"?
"Hey Bubba, how about $50 to mate with the female gorilla to settle her down?"
"Well, OK then, but on three conditions.
First, I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips!"
"No problem, Bubba. You don't have to kiss her on the lips".
"Secondly, if any babies are born, I ain't gonna take care of them".
"No problem, Bubba. We won't make you take care of any babies".
"Thirdly, you're gonna have to give me about a week to scrape up the $50"
