Irish
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What those lonely heart ads really mean:
Athletic = No tits
30somthing = 41
Fun = annoying
Wild = gets pissed easily
Beautiful eyes = Face like a robbers dog
Seeks knight in shining armour = Husband f*cked off with a younger model
New Age = Hairy smelly fanny
Headstrong = Argumentative
Enjoys pubbing & Clubbing = Alcoholic
Curvy = Fat bitch
Cuddly = Fat lardy bitch
Likes eating out = lazy bitch
Career woman = Bitch
Professional = Complete bitch
Open minded = dirty bitch
Free spirit - f*cked up on drugs
passionate = dying for a shag
old fashioned = no blow jobs
seeking soul mate = stalker
Adventurous = Likes Anal
Athletic = No tits
30somthing = 41
Fun = annoying
Wild = gets pissed easily
Beautiful eyes = Face like a robbers dog
Seeks knight in shining armour = Husband f*cked off with a younger model
New Age = Hairy smelly fanny
Headstrong = Argumentative
Enjoys pubbing & Clubbing = Alcoholic
Curvy = Fat bitch
Cuddly = Fat lardy bitch
Likes eating out = lazy bitch
Career woman = Bitch
Professional = Complete bitch
Open minded = dirty bitch
Free spirit - f*cked up on drugs
passionate = dying for a shag
old fashioned = no blow jobs
seeking soul mate = stalker
Adventurous = Likes Anal