Obscure movie quotes

[WWBDD]

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

 

[Rockford35]

Is this your homework?

 

[azgreg]

“I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say...”Hey! Look at these!"”

 

[WWBDD]

Donny, you're out of your element!

 

[Splunge]

He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive! But he sure is fast!

 

[azgreg]

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple no would’ve done just fine.

 

[azgreg]

You are far weirder than someone merely into S&M. At least they have a tradition. We have some idea what S&M is about. There’s movies and books about it. But so far as I know, there is nothing to explain the way you are.

 

[azgreg]

Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women.

 

[azgreg]

Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby . . . Just me.

 

[azgreg]

These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it for about a week.

 

[azgreg]

What’s this? You’re wearing the shirt of the band you’re going to see? Don’t be that guy.

 

[azgreg]

Jock #1: [at a party] What’s up, babes?
Womynist #1: Pack up your rape culture and take a hike!
Jock #1: [holds up a beer] You want a brewdog?
Womynist #1: We’re not interested in your penis!
Womynist #2: Wait, wait, I think he’s offering us a beer.
[turns to jock, speaks slowly]
Womynist #2: Um . . . Yes. We, would like, a beer.
Jock #1: Okay!
[turns around to get a beer]
Womynist #1 : So it’s like, if you’re nice to them, they bring you things?
Womynist #2: Exactly.

 

[TEA Time]

Mr. Dennit, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' with all due respect... that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.

 

[Rockford35]

Leads? Ya, they have us working in shifts!

R35

 

[WWBDD]

I am the walrus.