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Is she using the reverse Vardon grip ?
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Y'all are boring today
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Woah!
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They need to do one for giving a Blumpkin....Really difficult to find a girl that knows how to do that properly.
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There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight, dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good" replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job". "Wow!" said the mother "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text to their husband "I love you, sweetheart".
The women were then instructed to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received back. Here are the12 replies:
-Who the hell is this?
-Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
-Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you?
-What now? Did you crash the car again?
-I don't understand what you mean?
-What the heck did you do now?
-Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
-Am I dreaming?
-If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
-I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
-Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
Then they were asked "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text to their husband "I love you, sweetheart".
The women were then instructed to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received back. Here are the12 replies:
-Who the hell is this?
-Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
-Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you?
-What now? Did you crash the car again?
-I don't understand what you mean?
-What the heck did you do now?
-Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
-Am I dreaming?
-If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
-I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
-Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
