Y'all are boring today

[limpalong]

I don't drink coffee on account of that shit tastes like coffee.......

It is medically impossible for one to exist in human form without the nourishment of coffee. Anyone who does not drink coffee is either...
1.) An alien life form impersonating an Earthling
2.) An anomaly. A "mistake". Living with an error in gene makeup that is exhibited in characters from a Zombie apocalypse.
3.) Just someone who has never had the opportunity to enjoy one of the finer things of life... coffee.

 

[PaPaD]

It is medically impossible for one to exist in human form without the nourishment of coffee. Anyone who does not drink coffee is either...
1.) An alien life form impersonating an Earthling
2.) An anomaly. A "mistake". Living with an error in gene makeup that is exhibited in characters from a Zombie apocalypse.
3.) Just someone who has never had the opportunity to enjoy one of the finer things of life... coffee.

I choose #1..................

 

[azgreg]

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Tom?" "Tom had a nasty fall and broke both of his legs. He's a couple of miles back up the trail". "You left Tom laying out there and carried the deer back!?!" "A tough call" nodded the hunter "but I figured no one is going to steal Tom!"

 

[azgreg]

A young cowboy was married this morning, and he and his new missus were heading to Dallas for the honeymoon. They were tired and stopped at a small hotel for the night. He explained to the clerk that they were married that morning and needed a room. The clerk asked if he would like the bridal. The cowboy said "Naw, I'll just hang on to her ears 'till she gets used to it".

 

[TheTrueReview]

In a scene reminiscent from Deliverance, we have these two contenders for the "Darwin Award."

I saw this doing the rounds of social media. Although, I did lol at how stupid Sooee-man was, personally I can't stand seeing these stunts because I realise how many stupid people will be hurt trying to copy them.

 

[eclark53520]

Stupid hurts. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Honestly, it should probably hurt more than it usually does.

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

In a scene reminiscent from Deliverance, we have these two contenders for the "Darwin Award."

I saw this doing the rounds of social media. Although, I did lol at how stupid Sooee-man was, personally I can't stand seeing these stunts because I realise how many stupid people will be hurt trying to copy them.

No bueno.

 

[limpalong]

 

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[PaPaD]

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Fukking Bills....................

 

[PaPaD]

..........

I saw this doing the rounds of social media. Although, I did lol at how stupid Sooee-man was, personally I can't stand seeing these stunts because I realize how many stupid people will be voting in the next election.

FIFY

 

[ejdahl21]

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Karma. Probably why they never won a Super Bowl.

 

[TheTrueReview]

Hey Limp, I think I found a picture of your old work boots!