The Random Thoughts Thread

[PaPaD]

I decided to get a breakfast burrito off the roach coach at work the other day. I order a egg, cheese, and sausage burrito. I get back to my office, take a bite, and there's fucking hot dog in it. Mother fucker! I run back out there and I get a "Sorry bout dat."

Somebody told him you were a dick................hot dog, dick, get it? See what I did there?

 

[azgreg]

Somebody told him you were a dick................hot dog, dick, get it? See what I did there?

I saw.

 

[TheTrueReview]

I decided to get a breakfast burrito off the roach coach at work the other day. I order a egg, cheese, and sausage burrito. I get back to my office, take a bite, and there's fucking hot dog in it. Mother fucker! I run back out there and I get a "Sorry bout dat."

The magic sorry. Bet that fixed everything.

 

[TheTrueReview]

Batting lessons?

Where magic happens.

 

[ChrisLyons]

Any of you guys that like the "Game of Thrones" books, check out the Kingkiller Chronicles. I finished the first one and am going to the bookstore for the second. The third will be out sometime in 2016. If you like fantasy this is a good one.

 

[TEA Time]

Just about to have a lesson. Wish me luck boys!
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Seriously... good luck to that poor instructor!

 

[MCDavis]

HEY! I don't drink!

THAT'S what's wrong with you!

Invite me and Glark over. After the first hour, you will drink.

 

[TEA Time]

Wife: I forgot the crockpot and meatballs (+ ingredients). Can you bring them to me at work?

Me: Of course. [drives home to get stuff]

Wife:

Me: [at home] I don't see any ingredients...

Wife: Yeah, you'll have to go buy all the stuff...

Me: [drives back to work]

 

[limpalong]

Wife: I forgot the crockpot and meatballs (+ ingredients). Can you bring them to me at work?

Me: Of course. [drives home to get stuff]

Wife:

Me: [at home] I don't see any ingredients...

Wife: Yeah, you'll have to go buy all the stuff...

Me: Have wife text me a list. Drive to store. Purchase all ingredients. Take to wife at her work. Let her brag to her co-workers about how accommodating I am. Know that tomorrow morning I'll awake with a smile on my face.

Me: [drives back to work]

FIFY

 

[TEA Time]

Not in my world, oldster. Now, I did take her the crockpot, but she had to buy the ingredients herself.

 

[limpalong]

Not in my world, oldster. Now, I did take her the crockpot, but she had to buy the ingredients herself.

Yeah, right!!! You just don't want us to pull your "man card".......

 

[TheTrueReview]

Seriously... good luck to that poor instructor!

Thanks. I knew there was a reason for my lack of golf skills. I know who to blame now!

 

[TheTrueReview]

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[PaPaD]

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[TheTrueReview]

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How could I argue with that. [emoji16]