Great Song Lyrics

[eclark53520]

If anyone hasn't heard the song 'Pants' by Here Come The Mummies, check it out.

 

[eclark53520]

Here's the lyrics...it's a great song!

Monday, Tuesday, hump day is half way
Stick it in the pig, pop it in the bank
Saturday is coming quicker than you think
Forty-eight to rendezvous
I'm gonna blow a wad on you

Oh, oh, oh
I'm coming in my pants, my shirt
It's my best suit baby
Gonna pick your flower
Gonna be there in an hour
Coming in my pants, shined shoes
In my neck tie honey
I'm so excited I hope that I don't come to soon

I can't move on, attention is long gone
Suit's all pressed, wallets in shape
All that's left is a little manscape
24 to rendez-vous
I'm gonna blow a wad on you

Oh, oh, oh
I'm coming in my pants, my shirt
It's my best suit baby
Gonna pick your flower
Gonna be there in an hour
Coming in my pants, shined shoes
In my neck tie honey
I'm so excited I hope that I don't come to soon

24 to rendez-vous (I can't wait)
I'm gonna blow a wad on you (I can't Wait)
24 to rendez-vous (I can't wait baby)
I'm gonna blow a wad on you

Oh, oh, oh
I'm coming in my pants, my shirt
It's my best suit baby
Gonna pick your flower
Gonna be there in an hour
Coming in my pants, shined shoes
In my neck tie honey
I'm so excited I hope that I don't come to soon (Oh damn)

 

[TEA Time]

Innuendo FTW!!!

 

[azgreg]

Not quit Roy Orbison is it?

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

Here's the lyrics...it's a great song!

Monday, Tuesday, hump day is half way
Stick it in the pig, pop it in the bank
Saturday is coming quicker than you think
Forty-eight to rendezvous
I'm gonna blow a wad on you

Oh, oh, oh
I'm coming in my pants, my shirt
It's my best suit baby
Gonna pick your flower
Gonna be there in an hour
Coming in my pants, shined shoes
In my neck tie honey
I'm so excited I hope that I don't come to soon

I can't move on, attention is long gone
Suit's all pressed, wallets in shape
All that's left is a little manscape
24 to rendez-vous
I'm gonna blow a wad on you

Oh, oh, oh
I'm coming in my pants, my shirt
It's my best suit baby
Gonna pick your flower
Gonna be there in an hour
Coming in my pants, shined shoes
In my neck tie honey
I'm so excited I hope that I don't come to soon

24 to rendez-vous (I can't wait)
I'm gonna blow a wad on you (I can't Wait)
24 to rendez-vous (I can't wait baby)
I'm gonna blow a wad on you

Oh, oh, oh
I'm coming in my pants, my shirt
It's my best suit baby
Gonna pick your flower
Gonna be there in an hour
Coming in my pants, shined shoes
In my neck tie honey
I'm so excited I hope that I don't come to soon (Oh damn)

This make me chuckle. Thank you needed that today.

 

[eclark53520]

Headband by B.o.B

Already got one, rolled up in my left hand
***** on my mind, tighter than a headband
Kush in my lungs, got ganja in my sweat glands
This shit I'm on, better than the next strand
Than the next strand, better than the next strand
She head down, booty poppin' in a handstand
I shine bright, I'll give your girl a slight tan
I make that ***** whistle like the Old Spice man
I don't even understand, why she'd ever want a man
If she ever throw it, I'd catch it like a cornerback
Like a cornerback, that's an interception
You think I give a ****, that's a misconception
Oh what a night, oh what a night
The roof is on fire, so what? I'm high

 

[TEA Time]

I've been in a few bands and one song we had was called More Beer.

The lyrics went: "More Beer!"

That's it. True story.

 

[TrickyPutt]

A Hiaku'. And a good one. My previous favorite was "The Moon, Rises."

Or close to that anyway.