How to tell someone you don't to play with them?

[twogreen]

There are a thousand reasons people can give for not wanting to play with someone....maybe more....but I lost count after I had heard a thousand. rop:

 

[SiberianDVM]

Sorry for the long drawn out post but this couple really got me quite pissed off.

So who was it really? I'm thinking Jeff4i and Eracer in drag........

 

[Pa Jayhawk]

My wife tells her "he was doing pretty good until you guys came along". This woman got so pissed off she screamed at her husband "they are blaming us for him playing like shit!".

LMAO

Why are you asking us this question, it sounds like your wife has you covered. :laugh:

Although my wife and I will usually pair up with just about anyone on the course, I would likely just say I am out for an leisurely round with my wife and we want to play on our own. If they still persist, I would say some BS like we don't see much of each other with our schedules so we want to play only as a twosome.

Although if I already know I don't like the guy, and not having a problem with mixing words, I likely wouldn't have a problem with saying "I always play like crap when I play with you, and I am planning on having a good round today." :ugly25:

 

[Pa Jayhawk]

I usually play alone since I got out of prison. I just dont feel confident in my abilty to control my temper yet. You're welcome to join me, but I would advise against it, especially if you dont have a vest on, or at least good helmet.

I like it. My second thought was to just wildly start swinging the club around on the tee box and making strange noises while laughing hysterically.

 

[Adam Pettman]

How loud and frequently can you fart???

 

[Wi-Golfer]

How loud and frequently can you fart???

Hmm, I am a semi professional in that field.