Ice-Cream

[Silver]

And no, I'm not fat. I'm convinced it goes straight to my boobs though. They always get bigger when I binge on ice cream... yet another reason to love it

See, everytime I see something like this, I get even MORE convinced that you look more like wirehair or sling (incl. twig and berries) than a some fetching young boobed woman.

You're 57, fat, and a man, aren't you? C'mon? We all know the truth, you can admit it!

 

[Farquod]

Ben and Jerry's????? Never heard of it?

Sing it with me now....

There ain't no Haagen, there ain't no Dasz.

There ain't no Fruzen, there ain't no Gladge.

There ain't nobody named Steve at Steve's,

...but there's two real guys named Ben and Jerry.

 

[token_hottie]

See, everytime I see something like this, I get even MORE convinced that you look more like wirehair or sling (incl. twig and berries) than a some fetching young boobed woman.

You're 57, fat, and a man, aren't you? C'mon? We all know the truth, you can admit it!

I knew I couldn't keep up this scharade for much longer. I had you guys going for awhile though, didn't I?...

 

[Bravo]

My next door neighbor owns the Ben and Jerry locations here...I like their chocolate chip...(I think that is what it is called). And good old fashioned vanilla...

 

[ualtim]

Mint Chocolate Chip. Breyers Reese's Peanut Butter Cup if I can find it.

The extra fat goes to my breasts as well.

 

[Scotty01292]

Cola with marshmallow flavour is my favourite but it's hard to find.

Next is either strawberry, rocky road or cookies and cream

 

[Andy_79]

Yeah, Cookies & Cream is a good 'un, alright

I might just go to the shop (sorry, "store") and pick some up tonight.
Was meant to be going to the gym, but not looking likely now...:roll:

 

[Andy_79]

4 iron's at the bottom of the Quarry on my course

Haha, brilliant !!! :biglol:

 

[token_hottie]

4 iron's at the bottom of the Quarry on my course

Haha, brilliant !!! :biglol:

It must be brilliant... it totally went over my head. WTF?

 

[Ravenous Bugblatter Beast]

I always liked chocolate chip mint when I was younger, and less boring. Now I'm boring and I can't really say when was the last time I had ice cream.

 

[Andy_79]

It must be brilliant... it totally went over my head. WTF?

It was taken from Scotty's signature. I couldn't quote it from there, so had to copy n' paste it.

 

[Rockford35]

You see Hottie, if your ample ice cream inflated boobs weren't in the way, maybe you could see the whole screen.

Twig and berries....outstanding work, S. LOL....

R35

 

[token_hottie]

You see Hottie, if your ample ice cream inflated boobs weren't in the way, maybe you could see the whole screen.

let's cut the s**t Rock. the cat's outta the bag. I'm a 57-y-o fat guy. I don't have boobs, at least not the good kind. :horse:

 

[Rockford35]

let's cut the s**t Rock. the cat's outta the bag. I'm a 57-y-o fat guy. I don't have boobs, at least not the good kind. :horse:

Where in my response did I refute the fact that you weren't a man?



R35

 

[VtDivot]

Living in Vermont, I've had my fair share of Ben and Jerry's. The factory tour is pretty interesting, and we try and go there when we have guests in from out of town