Obscure movie quotes

[IrishGolfer]

"If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here."

This is what I say to my boys every night, after we say a prayer!!!

 

[Splunge]

"If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here."

This is what I say to my boys every night, after we say a prayer!!!

Ok miss fuzzy breeches, what did YOU see last night?!??

 

[Splunge]

They brought their f#cking toys!

Hey! Your wife is a dyke!

 

[eclark53520]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat..."

He said obscure movie quotes....

Damn it Jim....this is why we can't have anything nice.

 

[azgreg]

Cassandra: There’s only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood.
Roland: She’s planting a pipe bomb?
Cassandra: Okay, two reasons.

 

[azgreg]

Andera: So why the sad face?
Willie Conway: Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus.

 

[azgreg]

Daniel: Option One: ask her out.
Sam: Impossible.
Daniel: Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend.
Sam: She’s the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.
Daniel: Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.
Sam: It’s a route I’ve considered.
Daniel: And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of . . .
Sam: Hygiene.

 

[Rockford35]

"Mr. Frodo, why didn't we just use the eagles to fly here in the first place?"

Oh wait, that's not a quote. It's me picking apart Lord of the Rings in one sentence.

R35

 

[Splunge]

"Mr. Frodo, why didn't we just use the eagles to fly here in the first place?"

Oh wait, that's not a quote. It's me picking apart Lord of the Rings in one sentence.

R35

While we are talking about plot holes, how does anyone know citizen Kane said rosebud if he was alone in his room when he died...?

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

"Put that in your book!"

 

[azgreg]

"Mr. Frodo, why didn't we just use the eagles to fly here in the first place?"

Oh wait, that's not a quote. It's me picking apart Lord of the Rings in one sentence.

R35

OT: Hate these movies. OK, carry on.

 

[eclark53520]

You don't take dead animals to the vet...


Take you to the vet

 

[Rockford35]

You no want handjob?

 

[TEA Time]

Yeah, does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

 

[azgreg]

"God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."