MarkFed
Active Member
Heard this the other day...thought it was funny
A teacher was teaching her 4th grade biology class.
She says to the students "did you know that humans are the only animal on earth that stutter"?
A little girl raises her hand and says "I had a kitty cat that stuttered"
The teacher, knowing how cute kids' stories can be, asks her to tell the class about it.
The little girl says "one day, I was out in my backyard playing with my kitty, and the rottweiler next door took a running start and jumped over the fence and ran right at us".
The teacher says "that must have been scary, what happened next"?
The little girl says "well, my kitty raised up her back and went "Ffff" "Ffff" "Ffff", but before she could say "****", the rottweiler ate her"
A teacher was teaching her 4th grade biology class.
She says to the students "did you know that humans are the only animal on earth that stutter"?
A little girl raises her hand and says "I had a kitty cat that stuttered"
The teacher, knowing how cute kids' stories can be, asks her to tell the class about it.
The little girl says "one day, I was out in my backyard playing with my kitty, and the rottweiler next door took a running start and jumped over the fence and ran right at us".
The teacher says "that must have been scary, what happened next"?
The little girl says "well, my kitty raised up her back and went "Ffff" "Ffff" "Ffff", but before she could say "****", the rottweiler ate her"
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