MIKE1218
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Won't tolerate it.
I took my cousin out for a round today; we encountered the biggest jerkoff I have ever seen on a golf course.
On the second tee (a par 3), two groups are already waiting when we walk up. The first group is composed of two guys and their young (8-10 y.o.) sons. None are skilled enough to be on any course with a par greater than 27, imo. The next group is what I can only describe as a portly country gentleman and his lovely wife, who waved us through immediately, recognizing that we were faster.
The first group is ungodly slow, with nobody in front of them. We approach the third tee and I am about to ask if we can play through (they haven't hit yet, and there is nobody else on the hole, a medium length par 4), when the leader approaches me and says, "If y'all think yer playin thru you got another thing comin. We're already waiting on a coupla old biddies, they're slowin us down enough without waitin fer you to get out of our way too." I cocked my head and replied, "Nobody else is on this hole to slow you down. We'll be out of your way quickly if you would like to let us go through." During this exchange, the other guy has duffed two into the pond and slammed his club. His kid then duffs two into the pond as well. "You ain't playin thru us, got it? Besides, we're faster than you anyway. I was watchin that kid on the last hole, we're definitely faster." BTW, my cousin had a nice bogey on the second, while both of the other kids took at least 8 shots.
By this time I'm trying not to crack up, this guy is obviously a total basketcase. I was completely at a loss for words. "Okay, whatever you say." I turned around and a muffled laugh slipped out. My cousin was watching the guy as I walked back, said he was giving me major stink eye. He told me we should have just beat the pulp out of the guy.
Two holes later, the country gentleman joined our group and we sent a ranger over. Play was fast and smooth from then on.
What is the story behind the biggest a hole you have encountered on the course?
I took my cousin out for a round today; we encountered the biggest jerkoff I have ever seen on a golf course.
On the second tee (a par 3), two groups are already waiting when we walk up. The first group is composed of two guys and their young (8-10 y.o.) sons. None are skilled enough to be on any course with a par greater than 27, imo. The next group is what I can only describe as a portly country gentleman and his lovely wife, who waved us through immediately, recognizing that we were faster.
The first group is ungodly slow, with nobody in front of them. We approach the third tee and I am about to ask if we can play through (they haven't hit yet, and there is nobody else on the hole, a medium length par 4), when the leader approaches me and says, "If y'all think yer playin thru you got another thing comin. We're already waiting on a coupla old biddies, they're slowin us down enough without waitin fer you to get out of our way too." I cocked my head and replied, "Nobody else is on this hole to slow you down. We'll be out of your way quickly if you would like to let us go through." During this exchange, the other guy has duffed two into the pond and slammed his club. His kid then duffs two into the pond as well. "You ain't playin thru us, got it? Besides, we're faster than you anyway. I was watchin that kid on the last hole, we're definitely faster." BTW, my cousin had a nice bogey on the second, while both of the other kids took at least 8 shots.
By this time I'm trying not to crack up, this guy is obviously a total basketcase. I was completely at a loss for words. "Okay, whatever you say." I turned around and a muffled laugh slipped out. My cousin was watching the guy as I walked back, said he was giving me major stink eye. He told me we should have just beat the pulp out of the guy.
Two holes later, the country gentleman joined our group and we sent a ranger over. Play was fast and smooth from then on.
What is the story behind the biggest a hole you have encountered on the course?