I hit a guy in the dick

[azgreg]

Here's the situation. Playing 18 Friday afternoon. Not driving it very well. On the ninth hole I find myself left of the fairway (again) behind some trees. I'm very near the houses and the hole starts to bend to the left about 20 yards in front of me. I'm about 170 yards out and decide the shot I need is a low hard draw. I grab my 5i (longest iron in the bag). Now I don't know where this guy is. I thought he was with his cart partner who had already hit and his ball is just left on mine over a wall in a back yard being protected by a pair of dogs. I start my swing and on the down swing this guy pops up from around the corner. I hit it perfect and it drills him right in the dick. I felt terrible.

 

[ualtim]

Here's the situation. Playing 18 Friday afternoon. Not driving it very well. On the ninth hole I find myself left of the fairway (again) behind some trees. I'm very near the houses and the hole starts to bend to the left about 20 yards in front of me. I'm about 170 yards out and decide the shot I need is a low hard draw. I grab my 5i (longest iron in the bag). Now I don't know where this guy is. I thought he was with his cart partner who had already hit and his ball is just left on mine over a wall in a back yard being protected by a pair of dogs. I start my swing and on the down swing this guy pops up from around the corner. I hit it perfect and it drills him right in the dick. I felt terrible.

Should have yelled two...

 

[TheTrueReview]

I hit it perfect and it drills him right in the dick. I felt terrible.

I assume you applied direct pressure to his d1ck till the paramedics arrived?

 

[azgreg]

I assume you applied direct pressure to his d1ck till the paramedics arrived?

Nope. After he got up and stumbled around a bit while yelling obscenities in my direction he stated: "Good thing I've got a hardy dick."

 

[PaPaD]

Don't do that.

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

Dude handled it like a champ

 

[eclark53520]

Dude handled it like a champ

No shit...

I took a golf ball on the arm hit by a 12 year old girl and almost had to call med-flight. Dude takes a direct hit to the boys from a low hard 5i....and cracks a joke? Bigger man than I.

 

[TheTrueReview]

Nope. After he got up and stumbled around a bit while yelling obscenities in my direction he stated: "Good think I've got a hardy dick."

Current photo of the guy?

 

[warbirdlover]

Current photo of the guy?

Now that is obscene, disgusting, gross and just WRONG.

 

[limpalong]

 

[PaPaD]

Current photo of the guy?

I'd forgotten about s/him. Thanks for nuthin'.......

 

[IrishGolfer]

Here's the situation. Playing 18 Friday afternoon. Not driving it very well. On the ninth hole I find myself left of the fairway (again) behind some trees. I'm very near the houses and the hole starts to bend to the left about 20 yards in front of me. I'm about 170 yards out and decide the shot I need is a low hard draw. I grab my 5i (longest iron in the bag). Now I don't know where this guy is. I thought he was with his cart partner who had already hit and his ball is just left on mine over a wall in a back yard being protected by a pair of dogs. I start my swing and on the down swing this guy pops up from around the corner. I hit it perfect and it drills him right in the dick. I felt terrible.

Did you make par? Just asking....

 

[eclark53520]

Does anyone incur a penalty in this situation? Besides the obvious pain penalty.

 

[azgreg]

Did you make par? Just asking....

Sunk a 25' putt to do it.

 

[MCDavis]

No shit...

I took a golf ball on the arm hit by a 12 year old girl and almost had to call med-flight. Dude takes a direct hit to the boys from a low hard 5i....and cracks a joke? Bigger man than I.

We all are.